i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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