my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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