it was a shit show
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she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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