I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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