I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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