Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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