my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
