just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
