i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
How naked do you want me to be?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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