my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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