I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
one might say we're banned from that church
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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