Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
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We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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