so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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