So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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