im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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