I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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