I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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