she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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