he shaved USA in his pubs
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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