I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
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I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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