She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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