i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Enjoy the penises
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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