I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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