omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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