This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
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That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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