Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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