You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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