That's intense
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Randomize
