i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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