When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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