Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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