I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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