hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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