Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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