Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm sobbing to NWA
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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