Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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