kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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