i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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