no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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