Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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