So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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