I'm really into asian looking animals
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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