Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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