One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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