I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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