1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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