problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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