Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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