Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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