I think i peed on brittanys purse
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
God, I missed his penis.
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