so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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