It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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