Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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