these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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