I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
They should really pass out barf bags in church
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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